For as long as I can remember, I’ve had a distaste for cheese.
When people first learn this about me, they look at me as if I’ve offended them, their family and all they stand for. And while that sounds like a joke, it’s really not far from the truth.
When I was a kid, all my burgers were mustard and ketchup only, emphasis on the only. Then, just to make sure, I’d repeat “no cheese” a few times. I’ve since added more to my burgers, just not cheese.
Over the years it’s become an automatic response to tell people I don’t like cheese because of the smell, the taste and the texture. I plug my nose while walking through the cheese section at H-E-B. Much to the despair of others, I take the cheese off of my pizza, and my tortilla chips go in salsa but never queso.
However, a sprinkle of parmesan doesn’t bother me, and if a dish doesn’t have a distinctive cheese taste, I don’t mind it either. Oh, and Cheez-Its are just fine in my book, but I don’t think that really counts.
I’ve often wondered if it’s just been programmed in my childhood picky-eating habits that I hated cheese. What if I do like some cheeses, but I’ve spent so much time thinking I didn’t like any that I’m missing out on what everyone else says is so amazing?
What I know for sure is that Kraft Singles American Cheese Slices are the bane of my existence. But I wasn’t quite as sure for other types of cheese.
I decided to confront my “fear” of cheese and see if my hate was all in my head. To do this, I skipped the cheese section at the grocery store and decided to go where the experts are, Houston Dairymaids.
I went with the expectation that I may not like some of the cheese I tasted, but I was sure that I’d find something to surprise my taste buds in a good way.
Luckily, Houston Dairymaids has free tastings of seven different cheeses every day that it’s open.
I brought along a cheese lover so I would know what the cheese really tasted like beyond my prejudice. She outed me as a cheese hater the moment we stepped up to the tasting table, which ended up making my experience better.
The instructor was so nice and nonjudgmental about my lack of love for the product that I hoped I did change my mind about it. It was recommended to me that when trying a new cheese to smell it, taste a little, and if you enjoy it then try a little more.
The first cheese I tasted was a Texas fresco cheese by Pure Luck Dairy. While it comes in a variety of flavors, the one on the tasting block that day was cracked pepper. It’s a light, fluffy goat cheese that has a tart flavor. Personally, it reminded me a little of yogurt.
Next was Cascina Capra, a natural-rinded goat’s milk semi-firm from Italy. I was told it was unique for a goat cheese because usually they are tangy or salty, but this one had a mild buttery flavor.
Then I tried the Hafod, which is a clothbound cheddar from Wales. Instead of being wrapped in wax, it’s wrapped in a cheese cloth while it ages, which means it interacts more with the air. The cheese has an earthy grassiness up front, but once you get past that it has a mild butteriness.
Next was 1655 Gruyere, a traditional raw cow’s milk gruyere from Switzerland. Apparently it’s kind of the classic cheese of cheeses. It’s very creamy, making it a good melting cheese for fondue or cooking.
Before I tasted Red Hawk, a triple-cream washed-rind cheese from Cowgirl Creamery in California, I was warned that I probably wouldn’t like it. It’s known for being very flavorful and aromatic. Think stinky cheese.
The next sample I tried was an aged goat cheese. It’s a dry, crumbly cheese that is aged for about a year. The cheese is made with a ton of chives, so the smell kind of reminded me of sour cream and onion potato chips.
The last cheese was Glacier Blue, a raw cow’s milk blue with a natural rind from Cascadia Creamery in Washington. The instructor described it as having a nice clean flavor with a pop of funk. It’s made in a lava tube, so a lot of the volcanic mineral flavors come through in the cheese.
While the people at Houston Dairymaids were incredibly helpful, I must admit that this experience concreted the idea that I don’t like cheese. Let’s just say that the cheese lover I brought with me told me I looked pale every time I tried a new cheese.
I’ve also discovered that while my taste buds fiercely denied all the cheeses, the worst for me was the cheddar.
But I did get to sample the Sour Cherry Preserves from American Spoon in Michigan that the shop has in store. I can say that it’s quite possibly the best cherry anything that I’ve ever had.
I think I’ll stick with the preserves from now on.
Hey-o. This article was originally published by the newspaper I work for. Since I wrote it and it is about my life I thought I’d share. Enjoy.
You are so brave to try cheese when you were pretty sure you didn’t like it. Good article!
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Thank you! It was definitely an experience I don’t feel inclined to repeat.
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Nice article! You’re probably better off disliking cheese, given how unhealthy it can be.
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Haha, thanks. I think so, too.
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More for me! Mmm, Wensleydale — Cheese Grommit!
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You can have all the cheese in the world.
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Tts interesting to find someone who doesn’t like the product loved by most of the people. I love melted cheese but I can’t eat cheese just like that, when I see people eating it and enjoying it, I find it very amusing, I think I should go to some tasting place to check my likeness for cheese.
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Yeah, it was interesting to do. I almost wished I liked it so I could go back! ha.
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I get it. I like cheese but I don’t like chocolate. People look at me as though I dropped down from outer space. 😂
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Hahaha, oh no. We’re opposites then! haha
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😂
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I love cheese, and yet, still relate. It’s not easy at all to grow up disliking onions. They’re in everything…!
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I used to not like onions, but since have grown to like them. But yeah, they are in so much!
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I can tolerate some amount of “cooked in” onions, but intensely dislike raw onions – even other people eating them near me, which puts me off my own food. I guess most of us have some sort of food phobias or dislikes. Many of them go back to early childhood, even if we can’t specifically remember the source.
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Not everyone likes everything! I like cheese but not all, for instance, Blue Cheese! I have tried new ones over the years and discovered I like Feta and some whose names I can’t remember, I just know they were soft, flavorful, and delicious! I love cheddar and use quite a bit. Your taste buds are just different, most people I know love mushrooms, not I. I have to pick them off or out of everything!
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I hate the way feta gets everywhere. Like, I can’t pick it off the way I can other cheeses! lol
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That’s like saying, “You know what I don’t like, air. Just don’t like it.” Cheese is the food of happiness. It makes people smile. That’s why we say it before pictures. Have you seen a doctor? That could be a serious medical condition. Or mental condition.
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Your comment literally made me laugh out loud! But no, cheese is probably poison and I just have advanced taste buds. Anddddd I have met at least two other people who didn’t like cheese either.
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I know someone who claims to not like cheese, but loves pizza and quesadillas. That’s the closest I’ve gotten to meeting someone who doesn’t like cheese. There are just so many and most are so good. I’m sad for you.
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Grew up on American sliced cheese, then graduated to sharp cheddar. Did not make me a great cheese fan. Got to try more cheeses as an adult, and found many I liked. If I try to eat American sliced cheese now, it tastes like plastic.
But you’re you. (Usually a safe assumption.) Glad you tried a range of cheeses, got to see what you’re missing, and decided you could continue missing it.
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As a kid my aunts would make me grilled cheese and since I couldn’t complain or ask for something different, I was forced to eat it. That’s probably why I have such an aversion to the Kraft singles haha.
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